Funny Thanksgiving shirts for everyone at the table
Thanksgiving has a cast of characters: the cook who has been basting since dawn, the relative who is only there for dessert, the one in charge of gravy, and the grown adults still seated at the kids' table. Here's a shirt for each of them. Everything is printed to order, so order soon if you want it before the big dinner.
For the dessert loyalist
I'm Mostly Here for the Pie, with a steaming lattice pie and the fine print: the turkey is a side dish. For the guest who scouts the dessert table before saying hello.
See the Mostly Here for the Pie shirt ($24.99)For whoever runs the gravy
Gravy Boat Captain is a retro badge with a gravy boat at the center, for the person who guards the gravy and decides who gets the last of it.
See the Gravy Boat Captain shirt ($24.99)For the cook
Baste. Wait. Baste. Panic. sums up hosting Thanksgiving in four words. A roast turkey sits on top, and the shirt says Thanksgiving Cook so everyone knows who to thank.
See the Baste. Wait. Baste. Panic. shirt ($24.99)For the plate refiller
Dressed for Seconds, Elastic Waistband Edition, is for the guest who plans ahead. A plate, fork and knife set the scene.
See the Dressed for Seconds shirt ($24.99)For the day after
Leftovers: The Sequel Is Always Better, with a stacked turkey sandwich, is a mug for the Friday lunch that some people look forward to more than the dinner.
See the Leftovers: The Sequel Is Always Better mug ($17.99)For the kids' table veterans
Kids' Table Alumni Association is a badge with a drumstick, for cousins who have been at the folding table for twenty years and counting. A hoodie version works for the backyard football game.
See the Kids' Table Alumni Association hoodie ($44.99)Before you order
Thanksgiving is on November 26 this year. Printing takes 2 to 5 business days and US delivery usually another 3 to 7, so order by about November 13 for the best chance of having it in time.