What's a good gag gift for a coffee addict?

This design makes the case for full-strength coffee in four words, and anyone who's been handed decaf by mistake will laugh.

What does the coffee cup on the design look like?

A red mug with a gold band and three curls of steam, drawn in a simple retro style.

Does the hoodie run large?

It's a unisex, roomy fit. Most people order their usual size. Size up if you want an oversized, layer-over-everything fit.

Decaf In This Economy Funny Coffee Lover Hoodie

About this design

Groceries cost more, rent costs more, and now someone wants to take the caffeine too? Absolutely not. Coffee people who treat full strength as a survival strategy will feel seen.

A red-orange mug with a gold stripe sends up three wavy curls of steam. Beneath it, “DECAF?” is set in a heavy cream slab serif with a red outline and drop shadow, and “IN THIS ECONOMY?” follows in tall gold capitals, with a warm, retro diner-sign feel.

The hoodie is the early coffee-run uniform for anyone who hasn't spoken to a human yet.

Who it's for

Give it to the coworker on cup three by 10 a.m., a barista friend, a grad student or the parent of toddlers. It's a dependable office gift exchange pick, too.

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Fabric and fit

Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie in a cozy 50/50 cotton and polyester fleece, with a double-lined hood, matching drawstring and front pouch pocket. Unisex fit with the design printed on the front.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Don't iron the print.

Questions

What's a good gag gift for a coffee addict?: This design makes the case for full-strength coffee in four words, and anyone who's been handed decaf by mistake will laugh.
What does the coffee cup on the design look like?: A red mug with a gold band and three curls of steam, drawn in a simple retro style.
Does the hoodie run large?: It's a unisex, roomy fit. Most people order their usual size. Size up if you want an oversized, layer-over-everything fit.