
Mountains Calling, Knees Declining Hoodie
$44.99
- Printed when you order, ships in 2 to 5 business days
- $7.99 flat shipping in the US
- Free replacement if it arrives misprinted or damaged
About this design
The mountains are still calling. The knees have started sending those calls to voicemail. Here's one for hikers who still love the trail but now pack trekking poles and ibuprofen.
A big retro striped sun in gold, orange and red glows behind teal mountains, a snowy peak and tall dark pines. “MOUNTAINS CALLING” sits across the top in airy cream capitals, and the reply comes underneath in heavy retro italic letters: “KNEES DECLINING.” It looks like a vintage national park souvenir.
Bring the hoodie for the cold summit and the slow, careful walk back down.
Who it's for
It suits hikers over forty, a dad who still insists on the long route, or a retiree working through the national parks. Give it for a 50th birthday, Father's Day, or after a big hiking trip.
Find more like it in Fishing & outdoors and Retirement gifts.
Fabric and fit
Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie in a cozy 50/50 cotton and polyester fleece, with a double-lined hood, matching drawstring and front pouch pocket. Unisex fit with the design printed on the front.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Don't iron the print.
Questions
- Is this a good gift for an older hiker?
- It was written for them: it celebrates still getting out there while poking fun at the downhill parts.
- Does it match Mostly Here for the Trail Mix?
- They share a similar retro sunset and mountain scene, so they pair well for two hiking partners.
- Does the hoodie run large?
- It's a unisex, roomy fit. Most people order their usual size. Size up if you want an oversized, layer-over-everything fit.
Size guide
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 24 | 29 |
| XL | 26 | 30 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 |
Measured flat, armpit to armpit and shoulder to hem. Compare with one that fits well. Between sizes? Size up.






