Does One More Row, Then Bed work for crocheters?

Yes. Crocheters lie about bedtime just as often, even though the art shows knitting needles.

What's a funny gift for a knitter?

This is a safe bet: every knitter has said “one more row” and meant none of it.

Does the hoodie run large?

It's a unisex, roomy fit. Most people order their usual size. Size up if you want an oversized, layer-over-everything fit.

One More Row, Then Bed Hoodie

$44.99

Printed when you order, ships in 2 to 5 business days
$7.99 flat shipping in the US
Free replacement if it arrives misprinted or damaged

About this design

It's 11:40 p.m. The pattern says one more row. Everyone knows how this ends. For knitters and crocheters who have negotiated with themselves at midnight and lost every time.

A pink ball of yarn trails a loose tail, with two wooden knitting needles capped in yellow poked through it. “ONE MORE ROW” is set in chunky red letters with a dark drop shadow, and below, a handwritten red script adds the honest fine print: “...then bed (lies).”

Curl up in the hoodie for a long night with the needles and the pattern open on your lap.

Who it's for

Knitters, crocheters, yarn shop regulars and the grandma who is always mid-project are the audience. It makes a sweet birthday gift, a knitting group swap item, or a Christmas thank-you for the person who knit you a scarf.

Find more like it in Sports & hobbies, Grandparents and Gifts for mom.

Fabric and fit

Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie in a cozy 50/50 cotton and polyester fleece, with a double-lined hood, matching drawstring and front pouch pocket. Unisex fit with the design printed on the front.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Don't iron the print.

Questions

Does One More Row, Then Bed work for crocheters?: Yes. Crocheters lie about bedtime just as often, even though the art shows knitting needles.
What's a funny gift for a knitter?: This is a safe bet: every knitter has said “one more row” and meant none of it.
Does the hoodie run large?: It's a unisex, roomy fit. Most people order their usual size. Size up if you want an oversized, layer-over-everything fit.