
Plant Count: None of Your Business Hoodie
$44.99
- Printed when you order, ships in 2 to 5 business days
- $7.99 flat shipping in the US
- Free replacement if it arrives misprinted or damaged
About this design
Plant people get asked the same question by friends and family: how many do you have now? The honest answer involves the bathroom windowsill and a second shelf. This design offers a shorter one.
A leafy green plant grows from an orange terracotta pot with a face: eyes glancing to the side, lowered brows and a flat little mouth, giving serious side-eye. “PLANT COUNT:” sits above in small navy capitals between green stars, and “NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS” is stacked below in chunky green letters with a navy shadow.
The hoodie suits weekend trips to the nursery, where the count goes up again.
Who it's for
Plant moms and dads, apartment jungle builders, garden center regulars and anyone who has hidden a new plant from their partner will laugh. It works for birthdays, Mother's Day and housewarmings.
Find more like it in Gardening & homestead and Gifts for mom.
Fabric and fit
Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie in a cozy 50/50 cotton and polyester fleece, with a double-lined hood, matching drawstring and front pouch pocket. Unisex fit with the design printed on the front.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Don't iron the print.
Questions
- What is the plant pot doing on this design?
- Giving side-eye. The terracotta pot has a little face glancing sideways, like it heard the question too.
- Is it a good gift for a house plant lover?
- Yes. It's made for people with more plants than they'd like to admit.
- Does the hoodie run large?
- It's a unisex, roomy fit. Most people order their usual size. Size up if you want an oversized, layer-over-everything fit.
Size guide
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 24 | 29 |
| XL | 26 | 30 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 |
Measured flat, armpit to armpit and shoulder to hem. Compare with one that fits well. Between sizes? Size up.






