
May Stop Mid-Sentence to Look at a Bird T-Shirt
$24.99
- Printed when you order, ships in 2 to 5 business days
- $4.99 flat shipping in the US
- Free replacement if it arrives misprinted or damaged
About this design
Talking with a birder means getting used to the pause: they're halfway through a story, something flits past, and up come the binoculars. This design is the friendly warning label.
A round little bluebird with an orange belly perches on a brown branch with green leaves at the top. “WARNING” sits below in small green capitals, “MAY STOP MID-SENTENCE TO” follows in terracotta condensed type, and “LOOK AT A BIRD” is stacked in chunky terracotta letters with a green shadow.
Who it's for
It's for backyard birders, Audubon members, retirees with a feeder outside every window, and anyone who keeps a life list. Give it for a birthday, Mother's Day, Father's Day or a retirement party.
Find more like it in Fishing & outdoors, Gardening & homestead and Retirement gifts.
Fabric and fit
Soft, midweight unisex tee in ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton and polyester blend). Relaxed classic fit with the design printed on the front.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Don't iron the print.
Questions
- What bird is on the design?
- A cute bluebird with an orange chest, perched on a leafy branch.
- Is this a good retirement gift?
- Yes. Plenty of people take up birding in retirement, and the joke fits anyone who now has time to watch the feeder.
- How does this t-shirt fit?
- It's a relaxed, unisex classic fit. Check the measurements in the size guide against a shirt that fits you well; if you're between sizes, size up.
Size guide
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
Measured flat, armpit to armpit and shoulder to hem. Compare with one that fits well. Between sizes? Size up.






