How is this different from Fish Tales Told Here?

Fish Tales shows a fish leaping from the waves on a line, with “sizes may vary.” This one is a straight confession with a big deadpan bass.

Is this a good Father's Day gift?

For a dad who fishes, yes. Every fishing dad has been accused of stretching the truth at least once.

Does the hoodie run large?

It's a unisex, roomy fit. Most people order their usual size. Size up if you want an oversized, layer-over-everything fit.

I Only Lie About The Fish Funny Fishing Bass Fisherman Hoodie

About this design

Honest about taxes, honest about directions, honest about who ate the last donut. Ask about the fish, though, and all bets are off. A cheerful confession for the angler who stretches exactly one truth.

A big gold-and-olive bass with dark spots, a spiky dorsal fin and a slightly unimpressed expression swims sideways across a round vintage badge, filling it against a teal sunburst. “I ONLY LIE ABOUT” follows the top of the ring in cream, and “THE FISH” finishes the sentence in gold below.

Foggy mornings on the boat are made for the hoodie, before the lies have even started.

Who it's for

Fishing dads on Father's Day, story-telling grandpas and the buddy who always “just missed” a monster are the obvious candidates. It also makes a good thank-you after a fishing trip.

Find more like it in Fishing & outdoors and Gifts for dad.

Fabric and fit

Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie in a cozy 50/50 cotton and polyester fleece, with a double-lined hood, matching drawstring and front pouch pocket. Unisex fit with the design printed on the front.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Don't iron the print.

Questions

How is this different from Fish Tales Told Here?: Fish Tales shows a fish leaping from the waves on a line, with “sizes may vary.” This one is a straight confession with a big deadpan bass.
Is this a good Father's Day gift?: For a dad who fishes, yes. Every fishing dad has been accused of stretching the truth at least once.
Does the hoodie run large?: It's a unisex, roomy fit. Most people order their usual size. Size up if you want an oversized, layer-over-everything fit.