
Shatterproof Ornaments Only Hoodie
$44.99
- Printed when you order, ships in 2 to 5 business days
- $7.99 flat shipping in the US
- Free replacement if it arrives misprinted or damaged
About this design
Anyone with a cat knows how the Christmas tree goes: you decorate, the cat studies it, and by morning the low branches are bare. This design is the house rule, written down.
A red Christmas ornament with a gold zigzag band and white dots hangs from a string while an orange tabby paw with pink toe beans reaches in from the right to swat it. Beneath it, a tilted red rubber-stamp box reads “SHATTERPROOF” and “ORNAMENTS ONLY” in distressed letters, and “WE HAVE A CAT” sits under the stamp in black capitals.
The hoodie is cozy for tree-trimming night, which in a cat household is mostly supervision.
Who it's for
It's made for cat moms and cat dads, new kitten owners facing their first Christmas, and the family whose tree goes up behind a baby gate. A cat-loving coworker or Secret Santa match will get it instantly.
Find more like it in Christmas shirts and Cats, dogs & chickens.
Fabric and fit
Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie in a cozy 50/50 cotton and polyester fleece, with a double-lined hood, matching drawstring and front pouch pocket. Unisex fit with the design printed on the front.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Don't iron the print.
Questions
- Is that a cat paw on the design?
- Yes, an orange tabby paw with pink toe beans, reaching in to bat the ornament.
- Is it a good gift for someone with a new kitten?
- Very much so. A first Christmas with a kitten is exactly when this joke lands hardest.
- Does the hoodie run large?
- It's a unisex, roomy fit. Most people order their usual size. Size up if you want an oversized, layer-over-everything fit.
Size guide
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 24 | 29 |
| XL | 26 | 30 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 |
Measured flat, armpit to armpit and shoulder to hem. Compare with one that fits well. Between sizes? Size up.






