Does Silent Night? Not in This House work for matching family outfits?

It's one of the best for it, since it describes the whole household, not one person.

Is the design religious?

It nods to the carol with a gold star, but the joke is about noisy families, so it suits any home that celebrates Christmas.

Does the hoodie run large?

It's a unisex, roomy fit. Most people order their usual size. Size up if you want an oversized, layer-over-everything fit.

Silent Night Not In This House Funny Christmas Family Hoodie

About this design

The carol says all is calm. The carol has clearly never met this family. If Christmas at your place means overlapping conversations, a barking dog and a cousin yelling about game rules, this is the honest version.

A gold star with a cream outline shines at the top, ringed by small sparkles. “SILENT NIGHT?” asks the question in tall gold capitals, and the answer takes over the rest in huge, rounded cream letters with a thick red outline: “NOT IN THIS HOUSE.”

Throw the hoodie on for Christmas morning, when wrapping paper starts flying in every direction.

Who it's for

Hosts who feed twenty every year and anyone whose Christmas Eve has no indoor voices will get it. Teachers and daycare staff, whose workplaces are never quiet, make good recipients too.

Find more like it in Christmas shirts.

Fabric and fit

Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie in a cozy 50/50 cotton and polyester fleece, with a double-lined hood, matching drawstring and front pouch pocket. Unisex fit with the design printed on the front.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Don't iron the print.

Questions

Does Silent Night? Not in This House work for matching family outfits?: It's one of the best for it, since it describes the whole household, not one person.
Is the design religious?: It nods to the carol with a gold star, but the joke is about noisy families, so it suits any home that celebrates Christmas.
Does the hoodie run large?: It's a unisex, roomy fit. Most people order their usual size. Size up if you want an oversized, layer-over-everything fit.