Does Silent Night? Not in This House work for matching family outfits?

It's one of the best for it, since it describes the whole household, not one person.

Is the design religious?

It nods to the carol with a gold star, but the joke is about noisy families, so it suits any home that celebrates Christmas.

Can the sticker go on a water bottle or cooler?

Yes. It's a durable vinyl sticker that holds up to everyday handling and the occasional splash. Hand wash anything it's stuck to; dishwashers wear stickers down.

Silent Night? Not in This House Sticker

$5.99

Printed when you order, ships in 2 to 5 business days
$3.99 flat shipping in the US
Free replacement if it arrives misprinted or damaged

About this design

The carol says all is calm. The carol has clearly never met this family. If Christmas at your place means overlapping conversations, a barking dog and a cousin yelling about game rules, this is the honest version.

A gold star with a cream outline shines at the top, ringed by small sparkles. “SILENT NIGHT?” asks the question in tall gold capitals, and the answer takes over the rest in huge, rounded cream letters with a thick red outline: “NOT IN THIS HOUSE.”

The sticker fits on the family planner, the fridge or the board game closet door.

Who it's for

Hosts who feed twenty every year and anyone whose Christmas Eve has no indoor voices will get it. Teachers and daycare staff, whose workplaces are never quiet, make good recipients too.

Find more like it in Christmas shirts.

About the sticker

Kiss-cut vinyl sticker with a white border, cut to the shape of the design. Durable and easy to peel, for laptops, water bottles, notebooks and toolboxes.

Care

Apply to a clean, dry, smooth surface and press firmly from the center out.

Questions

Does Silent Night? Not in This House work for matching family outfits?: It's one of the best for it, since it describes the whole household, not one person.
Is the design religious?: It nods to the carol with a gold star, but the joke is about noisy families, so it suits any home that celebrates Christmas.
Can the sticker go on a water bottle or cooler?: Yes. It's a durable vinyl sticker that holds up to everyday handling and the occasional splash. Hand wash anything it's stuck to; dishwashers wear stickers down.