Social Battery: 2% Hoodie
$44.99
- Printed when you order, ships in 2 to 5 business days
- $7.99 flat shipping in the US
- Free replacement if it arrives misprinted or damaged
About this design
They showed up, made small talk and smiled through the group photo. Now the battery's in the red and there's no outlet in sight. Consider it a polite heads-up from introverts everywhere.
A dark battery outline holds one thin red bar of charge and a bold “2%” readout. Below it, “SOCIAL BATTERY” is set in chunky red letters with a dark drop shadow, and “PLEASE DO NOT DISTURB” sits underneath in small spaced red capitals. Clean, simple and readable from across the room you're trying to leave.
With the hood up, the hoodie works as a wearable do-not-disturb sign.
Who it's for
Introverts, homebodies, remote workers and anyone who needs a nap after a party will recognize the feeling. Give it for a birthday, an office white elephant, or the relative who vanishes halfway through Christmas dinner.
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Fabric and fit
Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie in a cozy 50/50 cotton and polyester fleece, with a double-lined hood, matching drawstring and front pouch pocket. Unisex fit with the design printed on the front.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Don't iron the print.
Questions
- What's a funny gift for an introvert?
- Social Battery: 2% says what introverts are thinking at every party, politely.
- Is the design rude?
- Not really. It's honest and a little self-deprecating, so it's easy to give without offending anyone.
- Does the hoodie run large?
- It's a unisex, roomy fit. Most people order their usual size. Size up if you want an oversized, layer-over-everything fit.
Size guide
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 24 | 29 |
| XL | 26 | 30 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 |
Measured flat, armpit to armpit and shoulder to hem. Compare with one that fits well. Between sizes? Size up.
