Funny gifts for the dad who has everything
Every dad says he doesn't need anything. That's true, which is why the best gift is one that makes him laugh and gets worn to the hardware store the next morning. Here's a gift for each kind of dad, on a shirt, hoodie or mug.
For the dad who'll fix it this weekend
I'll Fix It This Weekend is for the dad with a to-do list as long as the garage. Whether this weekend ever comes is between him and the leaky faucet.
See the I'll Fix It This Weekend shirt ($24.99)For the golfer
Fore! Sorry in Advance is for the dad whose drives go a little bit everywhere. It's a good Father's Day or birthday pick, especially before a golf trip.
See the Fore! Sorry in Advance shirt ($24.99)For the fisherman, in hoodie form
Early mornings on the lake are cold, so I Only Lie About the Fish on a hoodie gets more wear than the shirt. It comes in black, navy and dark heather.
See the I Only Lie About the Fish hoodie ($44.99)For the gamer dad
For the dad who does bedtime, then saves the world on the couch with a controller. It's an easy laugh for anyone who games after the kids are asleep.
See the Gamer Dad shirt ($24.99)For the Christmas light untangler
Official Light Untangler gives Dad a title for the job he does every December. A hoodie version is warm enough for hanging the lights outside.
See the Official Light Untangler hoodie ($44.99)For the newly retired dad
Retired 2026: Officially Off the Clock on a mug is for the first coffee of retirement, drunk slowly, with no alarm involved.
See the Retired 2026: Off the Clock mug ($17.99)Before you order
Not sure of his size? Hoodies and tees run as a relaxed unisex fit, and the size guide on each page lists measurements to compare with something he already wears. A mug or sticker needs no size at all.